selfing / selfing / v. the act of projecting one's values onto  someone who does not share them. [ANTONYM of othering]

 

 

 

Selfing allows First World students and third wave feminists to unironically assert that Saharan refugees are woke about FGM. I blame Marx, who taught that moderns strayed from our egalitarian roots as Kalahari Bushpersons, which is not even wrong.

In fact, the Originals lived under Big Dada, alpha brutes who could claim half the babies and two-thirds of the bananas. They didn't even eat the bananas, they just mashed them in the nearest beta's face for kicks. Do we really want to repeat the Bushman page of history? Apparently so. We've already  gone back to communicating with clicks. Click below for more on the Egalitarian Fallacy.