The Day The Left Stood Still / thi dae thi left stude stil/ n. a 2016 horror/sci-fi movie Progressives think they're starring in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


          The Amazing Donald-Trump

Donald-Trump, Donald-Trump
Ya gotta  LIKE or you’ll have to LUMP
Spins a yarn - pants on fire!
Can’t impeach,  he’s been hired
Look out!
Here comes the Donald-Trump.

When his tweets seem odd
That's coz he’s trolling the Squad
Omar fell for his plan
Now she’s banned from Iran

(or one of those places)

Donald-Trump, Donald-Trump
Made Obama look like a chump
Then he screwed both Kims, son and dad
Then he fucked Beijing and he impaled Vlad -
Look out!
Here comes the Donald-Trump

Killed the Clinton's Double Bill
Drained the swamp on the Hill
Built a wall ‘round the States
And fixed Russia’s gate
(or something like that, I wasn’t really paying attention coz I spent the last two years playing Grand Theft Auto YEAH!)

Donald-Trump, Donald-Trump
He’s Quasimodo without the hump
Hurricanes? Knows it all!
Owes you bucks?
Can’t recall...
Look out!
Here comes the Trickster Trumpster
Life is a garbage dumpster
Fake news has spread like cancer
Can’t even trust the Hansard
Move over, Bernie Sanders
Sometimes there’s no right answer
That’s why I voted Trump!

 

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